When it’s O.K. to Euthanize Yourself. September 30, 2009
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If only more people could actually see when they’re douchebags, I’m sure the world would be a better place. Well, thankfully, I’m going to point out those things right now.
Incase you were wondering, everything in this post is centered around every fat-asshole-piece-of-shit-wapanese-obese-annoying-shit-muffin in my Computer Graphics class. Seriously, I’m at the point I can’t stand it anymore.
1 ) If the only thing you can say is “desu, desu”, you don’t fucking speak Japanese.
2 ) If you go on Google to take a random picture and say you drew it; you’re not cool or impressing anybody.
3 ) If you’re so fucking fat that you need to sit on 2 chairs, then your fatass needs to lose some serious weight.
4 ) If you’ve attempted to talk to somebody that told you “I don’t care about anything you say,” then they probably don’t fucking care about anything you say.
5 ) If you tell the professor you’re going to use a picture you’ve used for a previous assignment, you’re a worthless lazy piece of shit with no concept of work ethic.
6 ) If you have to yell to communicate to your friend who is sitting literally 1 fucking foot away, you need to either devolve into an ape or go back to 4,000BC where you belong you fucking primate.
7 ) If you’re so pompous that you argue with the teacher about using your own laptop instead of a school computer, it’s not impressing anybody, grow the fuck up.
8 ) If you have to verbally, and loudly, announce every single step that you’re making when you’re on a computer, can you please drink some bleach and shut the fuck up.
9 ) If you feel the need to constantly interrupt conversations between a professor and student just to add your stupid fucking flamboyant comment, nobody thinks you’re funny and you need to shut the fuck up.
10 ) If you’re eavesdropping on somebody’s conversation and they say something like “This person keeps looking at my screen. Yea, I’m going to shoot you”, then you should probably stop fucking looking at their screen.
11 ) If you’re trying to show-off anime fanart that resembles cow shit, it’s not good looking and nobody fucking cares.
12 ) If you talk about how great you are at Photoshop and how you want to work at Disney or some Japanese studio one day, it’d probably be best if you didn’t say “I don’t feel like working” and browsed facebook to gawk at the rest of your fatass friend all class.
13 ) Also related, your work that you had 2 weeks to work on shouldn’t look like a rotting human body.
14 ) If you say “I don’t care what anybody else thinks of me” in response to an insult, it’s because the only friends the person has are douchebags, and whomever knows it.
15 ) If you’re overweight, ugly, and smell like shit, then making peace signs and saying shit in Japanese you don’t know doesn’t fucking make you cute.
16 ) If you only watch main-stream cartoons and think you’re totally into the underground anime network, you’re not and nobody thinks you’re hardcore.
So far I’m in week 2 of a 15 week class. This list will expand as the class goes on, or until I have a stroke.
