Incase you were wondering, everything in this post is centered around every fat-asshole-piece-of-shit-wapanese-obese-annoying-shit-muffin in my Computer Graphics class. Seriously, I’m at the point I can’t stand it anymore.

1 ) If the only thing you can say is “desu, desu”, you don’t fucking speak Japanese.

2 ) If you go on Google to take a random picture and say you drew it; you’re not cool or impressing anybody.

3 ) If you’re so fucking fat that you need to sit on 2 chairs, then your fatass needs to lose some serious weight.

4 ) If you’ve attempted to talk to somebody that told you “I don’t care about anything you say,” then they probably don’t fucking care about anything you say.

5 ) If you tell the professor you’re going to use a picture you’ve used for a previous assignment, you’re a worthless lazy piece of shit with no concept of work ethic.

6 ) If you have to yell to communicate to your friend who is sitting literally 1 fucking foot away, you need to either devolve into an ape or go back to 4,000BC where you belong you fucking primate.

7 ) If you’re so pompous that you argue with the teacher about using your own laptop instead of a school computer, it’s not impressing anybody, grow the fuck up.

8 ) If you have to verbally, and loudly, announce every single step that you’re making when you’re on a computer, can you please drink some bleach and shut the fuck up.

9 ) If you feel the need to constantly interrupt conversations between a professor and student just to add your stupid fucking flamboyant comment, nobody thinks you’re funny and you need to shut the fuck up.

10 ) If you’re eavesdropping on somebody’s conversation and they say something like “This person keeps looking at my screen. Yea, I’m going to shoot you”, then you should probably stop fucking looking at their screen.

11 ) If you’re trying to show-off anime fanart that resembles cow shit, it’s not good looking and nobody fucking cares.

12 ) If you talk about how great you are at Photoshop and how you want to work at Disney or some Japanese studio one day, it’d probably be best if you didn’t say “I don’t feel like working” and browsed facebook to gawk at the rest of your fatass friend all class.

13 ) Also related, your work that you had 2 weeks to work on shouldn’t look like a rotting human body.

14 ) If you say “I don’t care what anybody else thinks of me” in response to an insult, it’s because the only friends the person has are douchebags, and whomever knows it.

15 ) If you’re overweight, ugly, and smell like shit, then making peace signs and saying shit in Japanese you don’t know doesn’t fucking make you cute.

16 ) If you only watch main-stream cartoons and think you’re totally into the underground anime network, you’re not and nobody thinks you’re hardcore.

So far I’m in week 2 of a 15 week class. This list will expand as the class goes on, or until I have a stroke.

Seriously, nothing fucking pisses me off more than wandering around void of content and empty feeling world where all you literally do is kill mobs. There is a sorry attempt at creating some lore, but along with the substance of the game is sucks absolute dick.

1) No, I’m not going to fucking kill 900,000 mobs again.

Usually I have a tendency to get sucked into playing servers with friends that are higher rates and PVP oriented. My first servers were also low-rate and retail and such, so it sounded pretty cool to get through the boring shit quick. Well, let me just give you an example of what you do at every level.

- Level 1 – 20

The starter towns themselves actually have some nice lore, mostly because each one is its own individual race. There are some quests to do to help you rush through that stage pretty fast. I’d actually enjoy this game if it was only level 1 to 20.

- Level 20 – 40

All you do is go to a zone and kill monsters, you get 0.10% a monster.

- Level 40 – 52

All you do is go to a zone and kill monsters, you get 0.05% a monster.

- Level 52 – 61

All you do is go to a zone and kill monsters, you get 0.025% a monster.

- Level 61 – 70

All you do is go to a zone and kill monsters, you get 0.0125% a monster.

- Level 70 – 75

All you do is go to a fucking zone and kill fucking monsters, you get 0.00625% a fucking monster.

- Level 76+

This is in reference to all the end-game content, which actually isn’t too bad. There’s raids like Antharas, Baium, Frintezza, etc., plus places like Imperial Tomb which is the only thing NCSoft managed to right in the PVE spectrum. Plus, the end-game PVP at things like Castle Sieges and Clan Hall Sieges are pretty fun too. However, to fucking get to this point, You’ve got to go through at least a month of mind-numbing fucking bullshit.

Fuck that. I would have thought because servers advertisement themselves as PVP servers, that you wouldn’t have to go through any of this pre-end-game bullshit. No, but that makes too much fucking sense. These people have the nerve to make the rates for their servers like, x30 or something and no custom zones. Great, I love farming on a PVP server with a population of 100  at 0.00625% experience a monster when I could be on a low-rate server with 2,000+ players.

2) Why the fuck do you talk like a raging monkey?

This idea is mostly targeted at the Greek, Brazilian, Polish, and Russian community. No, I’m not intolerant. No, I don’t care that your English isn’t perfect.  No, I’m not racist. I simply can’t stand it when the lesser intelligent specimen from said countries attempt to communicate. Why? I’m pretty sure a caveman that doesn’t even know a language can probably come up with a more comprehensible statement by slamming a plank of wood against a rock than these people can in any language.

It’s not limited to the fact that these people can’t speak English. It’s just the fact that the things they say can’t fucking make sense in any fucking language. Here, lets go through a few:

- “xa0X0a0xa0xa0Axa0x0ax0XAXAXAXA0000XAXXA”

Yes, your X sounds like an H. Fine, I don’t care. However, why the fuck do you have to type it like you’re having a fucking seizure?

- “Greek history is world history NOOB”

And this has what relevance to Lineage 2? You’re Greek and you’re proud, cool. I’m an American, and I’m proud. However, I don’t go around throwing it in people’s faces about how great we are at exporting democracy. So, could you please do everybody a favor and shut the fuck up?

- “I DONT EXPLOIT I JUST MORE SKILLED”

What makes this ironic is the guy that usually says this is a treasure hunter who’s current stealth’d (meaning his stats are completely fucking nerfed), and withstands a 30 seconds pummel from a frenzied destroyer. After complaining in the forums or something, it’s fucking great to see a thousand cavemen trying to cover up their bullshit.

- “XAXA, NOOB YOU LOSE 9 V 1?”

A single player loosing to 9 other players isn’t anything to be ashamed of. It’s like a grown 21-year-old trying to fight a school yards worth of 5-year-olds. You’re not going to win. It’s not because you’re bad, it’s just because you fucking got completely overwhelmed. Now, putting into consideration that it’s an open-pvp, and to not use all the available players in the battlefield would be like saying: “OK, we have 200 tanks and about, 10 infantry, and a scout. Let’s just send the infantry in, it’s not fair to use the other stuff anyway!”

However, what makes it hypocritical is:

- “WTF NOOB, U GET MOR PEOPLE NOOB FOR? LEARN TO PLAY NOOB”

These are the people that just got done bringing 3 parties to kill about 4 people so they can farm in peace. Fucking retard.

- “Kurwa!”

Great, you can use the most over-used Polish insult. How about be a little bit more original fucking idiot.

- “y”

“y”? Y as in, why, yes, or just y? What the fuck? Would it really fucking kill you just to fucking type the extra 2 fucking letters?

3) Everybody is a fucking hypocrite.

And I don’t think anything could possible be more annoying. It’s funny, and this applies to clans that I’ve played in.

- “Nice, holding dicks with other allies.”

And then about 2 days later, they’ll be holding dicks with another ally. But, in their case its justified. They’re the better players, they should always be able to fucking win, even if it means not practicing what you preach.

- “LOL, Bring more clans?”

This comes from clans that usually actually have so many players, they had to make sub-clans such as “ClanNameVariant1” and “ClanNameVariant2″. Of course, that’s OK because it’s the same clan. I mean, it doesn’t matter that the other clans that came together to fight you have the same numbers, they’re all different and that’s fucking stupid and immoral. Learn how to play your word game better, cunt-face.

- “I have girlfriend and I make over $300,000 a year, what do you have?”

Shut the fuck up e-hero. The only people like this in the community are everybody else except the people that say these things. Everybody in Lineage 2 has a real-life, real friends, and real activities. If you were making $300,000 a year, you’d be in the office working 60+ hours a week and letting go of the rest of your life. If you had a girlfriend you probably wouldn’t be pulling those 24 hour frenzy farm sessions with your destroyer, douchebag.

You know what, fuck it. I’m about to have an overload and start destroying everything within a mile of my house thanks to this hunk of Korean shit. I’ll write more later.

And thanks discrepancy for the Greek Bingo:

http://img39.imageshack.us/my.php?image=l2bingogged.jpg

The other unique thing about it is the additional magic power (MP) cost per cost as you get more and more songs and dances. This has created a need for the BD and SWS to kind of sing in a certain pattern to optimize MP usage. They need to sing all of the buffs so the party is happy, but also make sure not as much MP is consumed for the next round of songs and dances.

On paper this is a great ideal. It’ll promote organized gameplay and create more teamwork inbetween parties. There is only one thing NCSoft didn’t account for: 90% of the players that play either a BD or SWS or incompetent, unreliable, or just straight up fucking retarded. This guide will tell you how to not be that retard.

1. Leave party as soon as everyone is ready at the zone.

The thing that people usually love the most about when you play this class is your completely willingness to leave the party as soon as they port; and usually for some obscure reason like you’re entire family dying because a plane crashed into your house. People usually believe that stuff so you’ll want to use it, a lot. Make sure though that you don’t leave while people are forming the group. No, that’d make things too easy for them to find another dancer or singer while they are in town. The only time that you’re allowed to leave the group is after everybody is buffed up and running to the spot. You have to make sure you inconvenience the group as much as possible, otherwise you’re a failure of a support.

2. Don’t ever sing or dance the way people ask.

The second thing you need to remember is to sing or dance out of order, or 30 seconds later. The opposite buffer usually loves it when his MP gets raped because you’re too smart to notice he dance or sung. People might complain, but whatever. What do they know? Just remember to keep living in your own little oblivion where you own all with your incredible intelligence. Before you dance or sing, you need to positive that the previous song or dance was done 30 seconds prior, otherwise you’ll just be saving time and MP. Playing Lineage 2 isn’t called easy mode; it’s all about making it difficult. Sing or dance as shitty as you want. After all you’re the support, not them.

3. Never sing or dance anything they want!

Some things that people have grown to love is when you don’t sing or dance buffs that they want. Do they want Warding Song? Give em’ Earth Song! Do mages need Concentration Dance? Fuck that, give em’ Fury Dance. You need the attack speed after all since you’re swingin’ swords and not throwing out spells. If they start to bitch about “This r mage partieh, not fighter, wai you givin Hunter Song”, just tell them to shut the fuck up and stop being a carebear. Who are they to tell you what buffs they need anyway? It’s all about how good you buff yourself, not these other fags.

4. Going away from the keyboard makes you look good.

This one is an absolute must and during the correct time too: You must go away from your keyboard at least 15 minutes of the 20 minutes of the buff round. There is no exception to this rule. If you come back to your computer and notice everybody is shouting “DANCE ASSHOLE” or “SING FAG”, ignore it. They aren’t making fun of you are coaxing you into doing it; they’re just commending you on how great of a job you are doing. See, the honest truth is that parties don’t actually want your songs and dances. Like I said previously, this isn’t called easy mode. It’s your job to make it as difficult as possible.

5. Assisting players is for pussies!

So sometimes you’ll just have to suck it up and attack mobs. This is unavoidable. This generally occurs in smaller parties or when the damage dealers suck themselves (article pending). Generally parties will pick somebody to pick the mobs out and have the rest of the party focus on whatever the chosen one is attacking. But trust me, don’t do it. I don’t want to have to repeat myself but it’s your job to make sure it’s as difficult as possible. Never ever (EVER) right click the main assists name, EVER! Just to make sure I pounded that into your head, Never right click the main assists name! What a Prophet or Warcryer might do to help make it easier is sleep or root mobs so they can’t attack other players. This generally makes it easier on the healers MP. But nope, we can’t have anything easy. If you see any mobs with a little cloud or circle about its head. you make sure you fuck that mobs day up. C’mon, you got Hunter/Fury/Fire/Warrior, you’re basically a tough motha fucka. Never mind the fact you’re critical hitting level eighty mobs for 50 damage, you got the best buffs!

The best way to become a professional Sword Singer or Blade Dancer is just practice, practice, and practice. At least, practicing my techniques over and over. In conclusion, I’ll teach you how to become a professional support buffer, as long as you follow my guide. Who knows, you might even own Aden Castle on retail one day. Or piss everybody off so much they’ll hunt you down and stab you in the face.

But, it’s a weird time to be playing Lineage 2. All the servers are generally old and boring for most players. You can goto any and notice the only people you’ll see playing are veterans and top-geared people. Or on the other hand, you can go play a server with x5,000 the rates and just PVP all day.

Along the way, everybody started discovering L2-oracle, a new low-rate server. I thought that this should be a nice server, maybe I’ll go check it out.

Well, no.

On opening day, which was supposed to be 12/09/2008, they went “Live”. A servers most popular day is in fact launch day. All the people want to come see what all the fuss is about. The thing that they managed to screw up here is they placed a 1,000 player cap on people connecting. Why? “We don’t know our hardwares limits.” What? How can you not know? You’re going live on a server you haven’t actually properly tested? Now they’re saying that they’re going to rig a server and allow 1,400 players. Wow, big jump. Maybe you should just do what every other server does and buy a dedicated server at a good data-center.

Oh, but “That costs too much money, and you aren’t paying. Right, Bryan?” O.k., touche. Honestly have you heard of donations? Theres plenty of ways to raise money for a server like advertisements or yea, donations. A server with ~400 people connected in IRC and probably even more browsing the site should easily be able to make money of such styles. But, then again:

12:05.03 :: ~ ( Evets ): I dont even want donations

And now on IRC you see:
13:23.54 :: ~ ( Stephanie ): Formal Wear will be with Donation SA only

And the front-page:
“We realy need everyone to help us by trying to donate a small amount to get the new server.”

And now, for the head administrator, Stephanie. Never ever have I in my life, even at a free-shard for anything, seen anybody talk to their community as rude as her. Stephanie has proven that she deserves nothing from her community; no money, no players, no support, nothing.

[21:40] #l2oracle: <+Russa> Stephanie u are missing all the stress :/
[21:40] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> ?
[21:40] #l2oracle: <+Russa> Stephanie the +m and -m thing
[21:40] #l2oracle: <+Russa> with the ETA beeing changed
[21:40] #l2oracle: <+Russa> and ppl saying “OMG PATCH DOESNT WORK!” and shit like that
[21:41] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> i just came home from the clinic i have no idea what you are talking about
[21:41] #l2oracle: <+Russa> im telling u that u missed the fun
[21:41] #l2oracle: <+Russa> :/
[21:41] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> and i dont care…
[21:41] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> if we delay the eta, to bad for the players
[21:41] #l2oracle: <+Russa> no cookiez on the doc today hum
[21:41] #l2oracle: <%Ryatzu> wb steph
[21:41] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> !kb Russa Bad time for jokes
[21:42] #l2oracle: <%Ryatzu> ive been answering questions all evening now
[21:42] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> ignore them…
[21:42] #l2oracle: <%Ryatzu> uhmm
[21:42] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> :s
[21:42] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> my script automatic closes pm’s
[21:42] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> ^_^
[21:42] #l2oracle: <%Ryatzu> russa has been helping out all evening….
[21:42] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> i dont care
[21:43] #l2oracle: <%Ryatzu> we got like 800+ people in here asking questions
[21:43] #l2oracle: <%Ryatzu> .. i care
[21:43] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> i dont
[21:43] #l2oracle: <&LethaL^> lol
[21:43] #l2oracle: <%Ryatzu> … ok, anyway
[21:43] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> its just l2 people :s
[21:45] #l2oracle: <+||Metal> Stephanie: i think u need to say sry to Russa, she helpd a lot today. Kb with no reason for helping is totaly lame and with no respect to some one who helpd you.
[21:46] #l2oracle: <+||Metal> thats all
[21:46] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> !vop del ||Metal
[21:46] #l2oracle: <~Stephanie> !devoice ||Metal
[21:46] #l2oracle: * ~Stephanie yawns

12:07.09 :: + ( _Bryan ): stop treating your community like crap
12:07.16 :: + ( _Bryan ): or else you won’t have one soon
12:07.20 :: + ( Stephanie ): like i care
12:07.29 :: + ( Stephanie ): see me care !!!!!!!

So basically, why should we (the community) send our hard earned money to somebody who has proven that they don’t care about us? That’s a great question. And to quote Timer who made a very valid point:

00:30.35 :: ( Timer ): u cant expect a lot
00:30.37 :: ( Timer ): from her
00:30.45 :: ( Timer ): she took down the sl2 database
00:30.53 :: ( Timer ): because
00:30.55 :: ( Timer ): enemies pked her
00:31.19 :: ( Timer ): the drop list shit she had running for mcrabben, she took the site down over getting pked QQ

You’re call. I say: The staff from this server doesn’t deserve you as a player and doesn’t deserve your money either. Complete trash.

14-9-08:

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7167/l2ooj5.jpg

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/3840/stephkj5.jpg – Lollipop

Must be another bad day, right?

Prime example of how your staff feels as well.

Edit: Please, don’t blatantly insult the staff members in the comments. Keep the comments credible please.